Mo Brooks is having a no good, very bad, terrible week

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Mo Brooks is Jefferson Davis in a windbreaker. Mo has found a way to revitalize the Confederate brand by simply remarketing it as MAGA. After sitting on the back shelf in Pee-Pawโ€™s spare room for 166 years, Mo figured out how to revitalize the Confederate cause. Heโ€™d simply call it something else; re-label it like Blackwater and Philip-Morris. MAGA-land?

He needed assistance from the bloated POS that had infected the Oval Office for four years. Luckily, the Tangerine Tyrant was in high dudgeon about being labeled a โ€˜LOSERโ€™ just because he lost. (That radical left, commie-pink-o, socialist lame-stream media, again.) So, getting the Cretin-in-chief to go along with the plot would be easy-peasy.

After all, the Orange Dolt had set up his own PAC and started the โ€˜Stop the Stealโ€™ farrago before the election had even been held. A strange move but it was not out of character with a Doofus who still whined about voter fraud to excuse his first go-round with the press calling him a โ€˜LOSERโ€™ in 2016.

Mo simply had to act as a lamprey to Trumpโ€™s bellicose Beluga; attend a couple of planning sessions, sleep on the floor of his office for a night and wear his Kevlar under that snazzy windbreaker. Small prices to pay for realizing Grand-pappyโ€™s fever dream.

Mo thought that if he ran afoul of the law he could claim that he was immune from personal liability under a law known as the โ€˜Westfall Actโ€™, which shields federal officials acting within the scope of their employment.

Then, the debacle of January 6th and thereโ€™s video up the yazoo showing Mo excoriating the MAGA-mob to โ€˜start taking down names and kicking assโ€™. Maybe it wasnโ€™t good optics, but it served a nobel purpose. It all seemed good; the GOP closed ranks and circled the wagons for mutual protection. He didnโ€™t go to those planning meetings by his lonesome, after all. But, then that Dem, Swalwell filed his civil suit, Mo was still confident heโ€™d be let off just as his oligarchic touchstone had been, all his criminal life. โ€˜In like Flynnโ€™, so to speak…

โ€˜Hold on, there, Mo, said the US Justice Department. In a brief, the DOJ stated what should have been obvious to the most addle-headed Son of the South. To wit: โ€œInciting or conspiring to foment a violent attack on the United States Congress is not within the scope of employment of a Representative โ€” or any federal employee…โ€

Duh… The really and truly only president of the United States, Joseph Biden, says the January 6 assault was the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War. Then, that attempted insurrection almost made Mo Brooks Jefferson Davis. Or maybe John C. Calhoun; Brooks likes to think himself an orator.

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