Matt Gaetz is back in the arms of Tucker Carlson and life couldn’t be better. Not only is Gaetz shouting his innocence to the mountains, but he also claims to have Hunter Biden’s laptop. Could he have worked any harder to get back into the circle? He gets an E for effort.
But really, if everyone including Giuliani has Hunter’s hard drive, we think this means no one does. And certainly, if you can produce no chain-of-custody nor any actually damning content, all this latest Hunter Biden stuff just got Gaetz attention with the right people. Not to mention distance from the cocaine orgies he probably orchestrated himself.
Don’t be fooled. The Republicans gin up a “look over here!” moment every time something bad happens to them in the news cycle. Gaetz is a moron and a sleaze but he’s a savant when it comes to bullsh*t. He now will run with the defense that he’s being persecuted because he has “evidence” against Hunter Biden. But none of this will work. Joel Greenberg is singing at the top of his lungs and Stone’s driver, the guy with the seditious conspiracy charge, is going to make sure everyone else pays instead of him.
That means both Roger Stone, Matt Gaetz and all those associated with this orgiastic gang of reprobates is going to have to go against real evidence. Garland is being meticulous and has yet to leak. The rest of the year is going to be a roadmap on the fate of these criminals. And the biggest criminal will be Trump.