Donald Trump sides with cyberterrorist Julian Assange, refers to him as “Julian Assuage”

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Donald Trump, if you’re reading this, put down the phone and go back to bed. For some reason, the so-called “president elect” decided to start off his day by tweeting a bunch of nonsense aligning himself with Russian-aligned international fugitive cyberterrorist Julian Assange. At we think that’s what happened, because Trump actually tweeted about some guy named “Julian Assuage” instead.

In an autocorrect mishap so infamous that it immediately became a trending topic on Twitter, Donald Trump tweeted that “Julian Assuage said “a 14 year old could have hacked Podesta” – why was DNC so careless? Also said Russians did not give him the info!” He then deleted it and replaced it with an identical tweet which changed “Assuage” to “Assange.” But numerous people screen capped the original Assuage tweet. Here’s one from Twitter user @tomtomorrow:


But not to be deterred, Donald Trump kept going. He then tweeted that according to his pals at Fox News, “Julian Assange on U.S. media coverage: “It’s very dishonest.” #Hannity ” More dishonest than anyone knows.” After throwing in a completely incongruous tweet about Ford Motor Company, he then went back to rambling about the hacking with the following tweets posted within seconds of each other:

“Somebody hacked the DNC but why did they not have “hacking defense” like the RNC has and why have they not responded to the terrible……”

“things they did and said (like giving the questions to the debate to H). A total double standard! Media, as usual, gave them a pass.”

“Republicans must be careful in that the Dems own the failed ObamaCare disaster, with its poor coverage and massive premium increases……”

And then he just stopped. We assume that either there was another tweet coming after that which Donald Trump forgot to post, or he dozed off with his finger on the period key. Frankly, the idiot was getting boring anyway. His lies about the Affordable Care Act are far less entertaining than his dimwitted attempt at aligning himself with wanted terrorist Julian Assuage. Update: Trump is now tweeting about “Schumer clowns.” We give up.

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