The guardian watched in horror. His cherubic little charge had been a bad boy again. He’d had an “accident.” And the Guardian was getting tired of cleaning up after the baby, who never seemed to learn from his mistakes. What else could one expect from the infant? Especially when the infant’s name was Donald John Trump? Trump is reportedly sending chills up the spines of some of his lawyers who watched his Television interview on Fox in absolute horror.
Making matters worse, Trump reportedly has begun to brag — about what a great job he did! Trump’s been repeatedly telling people the interview made him seem really tough. Trump who seems quite pleased with his appearance has also been asking others for feedback His legal guardians, however, are pretty stunned — at how BAD their client did.
Reportedly, some of his lawyers wore expressions of pure terror — perhaps knowing that once again they had to do damage control for their wayward client, their little bad seed who had gained the reputation as hell on wheels to manage.
And Trump reportedly felt the sparring with Baier made him look forceful and strong — which kind of tells you where Trump’s mind is at these days.
Perhaps this is why Trump can’t keep a lawyer. Who can contain him? Who can hold him back? Nobody, that’s who. The insurrectionist is gonna do what he’s gonna do, and all the lawyers in the world can’t put Trump’s brain back together because it’s really been broken from the very beginning.