Donald Trump has even lost Alex Jones

Wonders will never cease. One only has to keep breathing. Keep on keeping on and something will astound you. Alex Jones pissed on Donald Trumpโs post mortem parade. You heard right. This is utterly astounding. Itโs not smelling salts and fainting couch astounding, but still.
If you hadnโt heard, Alex Jones, daft high priest of fear and Q-level insanity has publicly renounced Donald Trump. Renounced in extremely harsh terms, too, calling the Fallen Orange Idol a โdumbass.โ Jones hurled the scatological insult because The Former Guy had the temerity, the las pelotas pequeรฑos, to finally admit to his subjects that he got the jabs. But wait! Jonesโ main beef was that Donald had added insult to ignorance by sheepishly prompting his MAGA-minions to get the vaccine. (There were also quite a lot of conspiratorial details involving Big Media, the Deep State and a soft cheese, but theyโre not germane to Jonesโs public renunciation of the Pudgey Orange Blintz.)
Thatโs astounding! And much welcomed, of course. Imagine all the MAGA-knuckleheads trying to work out whether to fall in line behind Jones or plod along with the Lord of Mar-a-Lardo. The alt/right center may hold for now but apparently the lunatic fringe is splintering.
Please, watch the clip, Dear Reader, but do take care not to stand too close to the flame of self-righteous anger. Best listen with the volume down. The boyโs got lungs. Might we hope that the MAGA-galleon has emptied its sails? We might but thereโs plenty of forward motion left to propel the Trump-ship until heโs indicted and arrested.