Transition to Biden

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– Trump’s campaign slogan was “transition to greatness” which is fitting because it’s going to end with a transition to Biden.

– Joe Biden has officially won Arizona. That’s what Donald Trump gets for picking a fight with John McCain.

– If Twitter is going to keep putting a warning label on nearly every one of Trump’s tweets, they might as well just boot him.

– Donald Trump refusing to leave office is like that episode of The Office where Michael Scott refused to leave the lobby of the client who’d dumped him. Also in that episode he accidentally drove his car into a lake, so I can’t wait til we get to that part with Trump.

– Right now Donald Trump is thinking about driving off in a getaway car, only to remember he never learned how to drive. That’s supposed to be a joke, but come to think of it, do we have any evidence that Trump does know how to drive a car?

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