Surrender

In Fulton County Georgia, the lights are on. Movement has been detected. Sidney Powell has surrendered at the Fulton county jail. Rudy Giuliani has also surrendered. Others have surrendered. All over the jail, straggly insurrectionist supporters are surrendering, finally paying for their crimes against humanity.

Mugshots are slowly being released. People are viewing them with interest… And exultation. These mugshots will live on in infinity as the faces of those who would have stolen our shining diamond that is democracy, are immortalized, in dishonor

Benedict Arnold would be proud. These mugshots also serve as validation that we, the Democratic Party, are the rule of law. We always have been and always will be.

And as these raging misfits surrender to Justice, what might they be thinking? There certainly is no guilt on their part, I’m sure. Night creatures such as these, lack the capacity to feel guilt.

But I’m also sure they’re pretty upset they got caught. How could they not be? All their plans went awry! What I think is going through their minds is worry about their own asses, how much prison time they may do, what prison they may serve their time in. And whether Donald Trump will help them. (He won’t.) They’re on their own.

But nowhere in these peoples’ souls, is there room for guilt, I’m sure. Yes, these people. are dark and poisonous plants that have now been crushed by the scales of justice, and as their mug shots surface, all of them are looking mighty unhappy. We applaud vigorously, that finally, they are being made to pay for their crimes against America.