“Sick as a dog”

Donald Trump’s babysitters keep putting him out there to give political speeches, because they have to keep up appearances even as he’s dismantled by his criminal trials. The trouble for Trump is that he’s not only too senile to give speeches without the help of a script, he’s too senile to remember to stick to the script.

And so Trump keeps going out there and saying insane things like this:

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Donald Trump literally just told his supporters to go out and get themselves killed in dangerous weather in order to vote for him in a mostly meaningless caucus result. Keep running your mouth like this, Donald. You’re just handing more material to the other side.