Senile Donald Trump has no idea what’s even going on in failed attempt at a speech

Donald Trump doesn’t give speeches. He doesn’t even give bad speeches. Instead he stands in front of a crowd and says incoherent senile things for awhile, and then his people steer him away. None of it ever comes close to constituting a speech.

It happened again on Saturday, when an increasingly addled Trump seemed unable to count to two at one point, even as he kept inexplicably referring to President Joe Biden as “Bigrant.” Trump also decided that the Republican primary election in Michigan is taking place on November 27th:

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So yeah, Donald Trump’s brain is now apple sauce, and that’s being unkind to apple sauce. As overwhelmingly cognitively impaired as this guy was when the week began, his nine figure civil fraud verdict seems to have shattered what little cognitive ability he had left.