Monsters on the loose

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As we get closer to the midterms, I thought it might be prudent to show what we’re up against and what our opponents are doing to try to snatch victory away from us. What we’re up against are a bunch of little monsters — for that’s what they are—little and corrosive monsters who have no platforms and are trying to win by fear.

Let’s look at these individual monsters’ campaign styles so we know EXACTLY how to counter them. Number one is Herschel Walker running against Democratic Senator Warnock in Georgia. Herschel Walker is a liar. He is also not that smart. And he is trying to win by fear. Walker’s latest disgusting statement is that Trans kids won’t go to heaven.

That’s right. He has no ideas, so he has decided to follow in the footsteps of others like Greg Abbott and go after the defenseless children. That is not that surprising because this is, after all, Herschel Walker.

Then there’s JD Vance in Ohio, who apparently doesn’t believe in actually WORKING to get out the vote. Instead, Vance has turned into a sort of giant Twitter troll, making up stupid names for Tim Ryan and sending tweets that make no sense seemingly every ten seconds.

Val Demings is running to unseat Little Monster Marco Rubio in Florida. What is Rubio doing? He is doubling down on a national abortion ban. Rubio also, in recent remarks, seems to have compared women getting abortions with people who commit vehicular Manslaughter.

Rubio also said that any abortion bans to protect the life and health of the mother are “a major loophole.” Then we have Mehmet Oz in the great state of Pennsylvania. Mehmet is quite a little monster. He has not stopped making fun of John Fetterman, who recently had a stroke, and now he’s taken to mocking his appearance, in particular his hoodies. Of course, he has no policy ideas — like most Republican monsters.

And then we come to the BIG monster — Pennsylvania Republican candidate Doug Mastriano. Mastriano is an election denier trying desperately to become Pennsylvania’s next Governor. Remarks have surfaced of Mastriano saying women who seek abortions should face murder charges.


So, to put it bluntly, we are up against a bunch of whiny, maladaptive, psychotic little monsters who know they can’t win with the hand they were dealt, so they’re running campaigns based on fear, disgust, and dehumanization. We have got to beat them this November.

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