Donald Trump’s campaign is apparently holding a press conference today at a landscaping store

Earlier today the news broke that Donald Trump is preparing to spend today on the golf course, apparently trying to avoid being in front of the television when he’s named the loser of the election later today. But Trump’s campaign is apparently plowing forward with its hallucinatory legal battle involving conspiracy theories about vote counting.

Trump appeared to announce on Twitter that his campaign was holding a press conference at the Four Seasons. That would make sense, as Trump loves hotels, but it raised questions about why he would be holding it at a competing hotel chain. Then Trump deleted it and tried again, then deleted that too, and by his third try he has announced that the press conference was at “Four Seasons Total Landscaping” in Philadelphia.

That’s right, Donald Trump’s campaign is now holding a press conference at a landscaping store in order to announce some crazy conspiracy theory about how the election was rigged against him. What, was Home Depot not available? Will tomorrow’s press conference be held in a gas station bathroom? In any case Trump won’t be there, because he’s golfing instead. Trump is toast, and this is just getting stupid.