JD Vance isn’t even trying anymore
I’m staring into space right now trying to figure out – trying to figure out what VP JD Vance is DOING with his life. Working? No. Laughing at people, yes. I say this with sincerity and true blunt. In all my years of following politics, I have never seen such a lazy politician as Vice President, JD Vance.
When JD Vance first got his ugly feet wet IN politics, it was to run for senator of Ohio. His campaign, which this writer covered, didn’t consist of much. Many voters in Ohio complained that they rarely saw the candidate.
For a long time, he, JD, was at the bottom of the barrel in terms of electability, but then, when Trump endorsed him the little sheep known as Maga dutifully voted for him in Ohio where he won. Since then, I’ve heard many stories about Vance not being there for his constituents. Then, of course, came his nomination for vice president.
Vance did nothing except go on television and make up stories about how immigrants were eating the dogs and eating the cats. His whiny voice was all over the TV screen, and just as an aside, I think Vance’s voice sounds like someone who has inhaled one too many helium balloons.
Anyway, Vance is now the vice president, and he’s continuing his pattern of utterly lazy behavior. I try to imagine the vice president’s schedule. Here, my friends, is what I imagine: The clock strikes! 2 o’clock, tic tock. 2:00 PM — the AFTERNOON.
Vance rolls out of bed, perhaps belching a bit, eager to start his day of doing nothing. He logs on to Twitter. That is his first priority. He logs onto Twitter and makes stupid jokes about people whom he will never meet.
3:00 PM, it’s time to eat! So Vance makes himself a meal of bacon. And eggs. And pancakes. After a hearty breakfast, he logs onto Twitter AGAIN, and makes a few stupid jokes about people he will never meet.
Then it’s time to go to work! By this time it is around 4 o’clock but what exactly does work entail for the VP? Other than breaking the Pete Hegseth tie on the Senate floor, — has he done ANYTHING? Well — he’s done…..? He has helped the American people by….? JD Vance has spoken to politicians about — ? I know there must be something if only I could think of it.
