Herschel Walker’s bike is bent


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I’ve got Georgia on my mind today, and that’s because of nobody’s favorite candidate, Herschel Walker. If the GOP had one speck of humanity, they would urge Georgia Senatorial candidate, Herschel Walker, to drop out of the race.

This is because Walker might just be the most unqualified candidate they have ever produced. But because the GOP lacks a conscience, they do not seemingly care about little things like qualifications. Neither apparently does Walker.

Walker was asked in an interview with Newsmax about those pesky rumors of his mental fitness. What followed was a diatribe that made about as much sense as Walker being in the race in the first place. Walker, of course, argued that he WAS fit. He then went on to show the American people that he is NOT fit by arguing about — bicycles? Yes, indeed.

“My bike is not bent,” Walker added earnestly. Now I love a good metaphor as much as the next person, but Walker really did take his metaphors a bit too far. “Anyone can ride my bike. Senator Warnock seems to have Chuck Schumer and Joe Biden riding his bike.”

Just — stop, please, Mr. Walker. Not only is Walker’s bike bent, I think the wheels have fallen off. Do you agree? Despite his bike rants, weird answers to virtually every question he’s asked, and rambling diatribes, most polls have Walker ahead. And that is something we need to change. So please sign up to help Senator Warnock. We MUST keep Georgia.

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