DENIED!

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Denied! Donald Trump has been DENIED. Have you ever seen, dear friends and readers, so much losing in all of your lives? Denied. The judge has DENIED the Trump team’ ‘s request for a mistrial.

The Trump team, awash in something that is most definitely NOT reality, requested a mistrial on Thursday. They cited jury’s bias as a result of Stormy Daniels’s testimony. Did these legal eagles EXPECT to win?

Who knows. But the Judge said — sorry Charlie, but no way. It is just the latest loss in a string of them — actually string isn’t really a strong enough word. It is the latest loss in a -never ending loop of losses, a rope of denial that stretches from here to the sky, almost reaching the stars at night, through space and time, as Donald Trump’s losses are quickly piling up faster than the speed of light.

Trump’s legal team undoubtedly has no idea WHAT to do with their out-of-control client, who might just be heading to Rikers Island in a few days or weeks. His Honor must be tired of all these meaningless motions that go nowhere and mean nothing. I must admit it IS rather amusing to see the futility in Donald Trump, the brainlessness, the utter rage at being:

DENIED. Denied is my new favorite word today. This is now the SECOND bid for a mistrial individual one has lost. Do you want to make it three times unlucky, Donald?

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