It was just another day in Montana, just another day in the fishing store. Until it wasn’t. You see, a particular person had made their way to this store. This person had been generating much press lately for his vile and vicious rhetoric regarding the Police, COVID, President Biden, and many other things.
There had been calls for his cancellation. There STILL are. So, the evil little doll entered the fishing store, no doubt unknowing about what was about to go down. Never underestimate Montanans ability to tell it like it is.
A man was there. This unnamed man saw the evil horror-doll and decided he had something to say to him.
“You are the worst human being known to man,” the stranger began. What must it have been like for the horror-doll hearing THAT?
“I want you to know that. To this state, to the United States, to everyone else in this world,” the stranger continued.
“What you have done to families, what you have done to everybody else in this world.”
The hate-doll named Tucker Carlson attempted to reason with the stranger but said stranger wasn’t backing down. So, the little doll walked away.
I say this to Tucker Carlson on behalf of everyone, but especially on behalf of Rep. Eric Swalwell: COWARD!!!!
To this stranger, who describes himself as a life-long Montana resident: Thank you from the country. Thank you from the world. And please consider running for political office. We need more truth-tellers like you.