Trump goes off a cliff

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I often awaken in the morning to the songs of birds. I live in an area with many trees and birds chirping away their lyrical music, which I’m always delighted to be awakened to. I would not be delighted to be awakened to this.

“ARREST DERANGED JACK SMITH!” Hmmmm….SOMEONE sure woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I would NOT want to be a Truth Social user having to view THIS in the early morning. But Donald Trump, senility firmly in hand, had yet another meltdown in what is becoming a possible world record of them.

“ARREST JACK SMITH!!” Trump appeared infuriated in this particular meltdown. On and on he went, like a water spigot dripping insanity, leading this writer to wonder if anyone in Trump’s miserable orbit was assigned the thankless task of wiping down the computer from all the orange lickspittle.

“DERANGED JACK SMITH!” Trump’s blowups really are like an ongoing reality TV show. One never knows whom he’s going to vote off his insanity train next. Will it be Jack Smith he goes after today? Will it be one of his judges? Will it be Alvin Bragg, Judge Chutkan, or perhaps the whole world, excluding Judge Cannon?

“ILLEGAL RAID ON MY HOME!” Okay, READERS. I do not do this all that often, but since this psychotic Trump episode is so very insane (and rather amusing), I will type out the finale for you, a one-liner pulsing with drama, so perhaps it will bring you some belly laughs and chuckles as it did this writer.

Ready, set go….. “MAGA2024! ARREST DERANGED JACK SMITH,HE IS A CRIMINAL!”

Ron Filipkowski had THIS to say on Twitter: “Sure. Let’s put this lunatic back in charge of the country.” In truth, watching Trump lose his shit is ever so interesting because every time he has melt-downs like this, he is inadvertently showcasing just how terrified he is.

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