These MAGA loons are even dumber than we thought
Pictures often tell stories. So allow me if you will, friends and readers, to paint a picture for you — and this picture will tell you a tale of stupidity.
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. Don’t these words have a sweet sound? And it won’t be long now. The Democrats want to see her confirmed before their Easter recess.
And Senator Joe Manchin has announced he is a yes vote as we knew he would be. Well — WE knew. Others did not. I speak of Maga.
Maga is, right now, at this very moment, losing their shit. Many of them expected Senator Manchin to help them in keeping Judge Jackson off the court.
And upon hearing of his yes vote, the sounds of fury rose from Twitter. “Nooooo” many a Maga wailed. Stop him, many lamented. But Maga screwed up a bit. Not ALL of them but many.
Now here is the picture I want you to look at. Look it at carefully, my friends. It gives new meaning to the words: “What is wrong with this picture?”
Here is some of what Maga is saying: “Call him! Call Senator Manchin! Tell him Virginians expect him to vote no!”
Did you see it? I think you saw it. “Virginians — come together — call Senator Manchin NOW!”
Darling MAGA. You are grossly misinformed. There is no Senator Joe Manchin in the state of Virginia. If you are frantically scrolling for his number and not finding it– that is because it doesn’t exist — in Virginia.
You see, Maga, Senator Manchin represents West Virginia. These are two different places. They are two different states. Know your history, Maga. There are 50 states.
Virginia is one, and West Virginia is another.
And before you ask — there isn’t any state called North Virginia, South Virginia, or East Virginia. Just West Virginia.
Dear readers. I must confess to having a particular fondness for this article. In a world where the news is often bleak, sometimes one just needs a chuckle. And believe me, this news produced, for me anyway, many a chuckle. Keep looking for Senator Manchin of Virginia, Maga. Keep looking.
