The devil is not going to Georgia

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A certain traitor is losing his mind as the Georgia special election comes closer. Allow me to explain. It seems everyone is in the GOP is hightailing it down to Georgia to help out Herschel walker. After all, the republicans are desperate. And so they’re deploying their worst and least fine. Except for one person. And he’s noticing.

The devil is not being asked to campaign for Walker. The devil is not going down to Georgia — because, in all honesty, nobody wants his royal devil down there. The reason is because he’s a national embarrassment. And Trump is pissed. He reportedly is whining that he is not important enough to campaign for Vampire Walker.

On the other hand, Ron DeSantis IS important enough to the GOP. And that idea is causing the devil a headache. Trump is telling what few confidants he has left that if DeSantis DARES to go down to Georgia to campaign for Walker, he (The devil) will be VERY upset.

And people close to Trump say that would all but guarantee he (The devil) would also head down there — uninvited, unwanted, and uncaring. So as we gear up for the most important special election of our lives, let’s not forget the trainwreck that this race is turning into for the GOP.

I do hope DeSantis IS asked to go campaign there. Because if that happens, the roar of devil rage we will hear will be unforgettable in its anguish. And it will make this special election even more of a shitshow for republicans, which, of course, is precisely what we want, is it not?


But we still have to work hard and do our part to get Senator Warnock elected. That does not mean that we cannot silently watch from the peanut gallery as the GOP screws up yet another race — we must give the devil his due. He is awfully good at screwing things up.

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