Senile Donald Trump falls to pieces while trying to speak outside courtroom

Donald Trump spent his long weekend unwittingly reminding everyone that he’s too senile to know what kind of event he’s walking into, or when to salute, or whether to wave to an empty parking lot.

Now that he’s back in court, things aren’t going much better for him. This was his attempt at reading aloud outside the courthouse:

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That’s right, Donald Trump is now so far gone, he can’t even read aloud without getting confused and lost. He has no idea what he’s even trying to read, or what’s going on.