Running scared

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Step right up, people! Welcome, one and all, to the most incredible bullshit show of all! Who is the ringleader of this circus of stupidity? Why It’s the House “Speaker” Mike Johnson.

“Election interference,” Johnson screamed on the vast steps of the courthouse. The MAGA exhibitionist was determined to make a scene. It’s all about impressing the monsters who sit 24 hours a day, seven days a week under his bed — in his closet — specters who appear beside him, in front of him, next to him, reminding him with fanatical fever-pitched voices that his job is not long for this world.

“They are doing this intentionally!!’

“Everybody in the country can see it.”

I wonder if Johnson has been a guest at any purity balls lately.

“President Trump is innocent!!!”

Mr. Johnson, please calm yourself. Show some dignity. Donald Trump is NOT the President. Please stop calling him that. He isn’t the President; he’s soon to be a felon, and you know it.

He is also far from innocent. You will also know that soon enough. “This is the fifth week that President Trump has been ion court for this sham of a trial.”

Yay! (Applause.) That was an excellent acting Job, Johnson. Unfortunately for you, it isn’t good enough – not at all. It seems every day now, another Trump-crow flies into the courtroom. One thing is virtually certain, all of them, whether it be Vance, Rick Scott, or the beleaguered House Speaker. are showing us something. They’re scared.

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