Rudy Giuliani goes bonkers about a tomato

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Rudy Giuliani is back in the news again, and not in a good way. America’s basket case went on somewhat of a rampage with Trump’s former attorney Christina Bobb on Sunday. The two were talking about the litigation brought by their fellow freak, failed Arizona candidate Kari Lake.

Lake is demanding in a court filing that Arizona declare her the rightful winner of the election. Alas, Lake as the Rolling Stones said, “you can’t always get what you want.” But wait! Rudy is insisting that Lake has a pretty strong case which, reading between the lines, means she has no case at all.

Rudy insisted that Lake had oodles of fake ballots and many witnesses all prepared to back the Lake monster. “How many witnesses have we got” Rudy shrieked. “45 witnesses.” But then Rudy got a bit carried away — and started ranting about tomatoes. You read that right.

“This case is not ripe,” he called out. “Jesus, it’s not — what do you mean, not ripe? It’s not a tomato!” Did that make any sense to you, readers? No, me either. Well, that’s a good strategy, Rudy. “It’s not a tomato.” I’m sure those persuasive and well-thought-out words will convince many.

Bobb also chimed in, insisting the case was so very strong “the judge is going to have a very hard time throwing it out.” Sigh. It seems to me I’ve heard this song before. I say this tomato is rotten. Nobody except the freakiest of the freaks is going to actually fall for this. In the meantime, Rudy should take his tomato rantings and maybe worry about finding something he’s been very short of lately — intelligence.

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