Ron DeSantis just stepped in it

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You’ve known men like Ron DeSantis, right? Wrong! That’s because there IS nobody quite as odd, as charisma-less, as grouchy as the Floridian who would be president. DeSantis reminds me of disgusting mold growing on a wall, and he is planning to announce that he wants to be President.

Perhaps he expects to win effortlessly. Maybe he expects a coronation when he does? But the thing is — he’s not going to win. Just ask Mickey. The week before Ron’s announcement, Disney announced they were no longer building their new billion-dollar Park. And they made it clear this is because of Ron DeSantis.

This setback for Disney will cost Florida thousands of jobs. This is all anyone is talking about as it relates to Ron. And being governor of Florida, one would expect Ron to feel bad about this news. Only he doesn’t. In fact, Ron DeSantis, keeper of fascism, seems tickled pink that this happened.

Ron DeSantis is happy that he lost his state thousands of jobs. You can see why I said there is nobody quite like Desantis. There is nobody quite this bitterly, achingly stupid. This brawl with Disney has become utterly painful, and if DeSantis knew anything about politics or humanity, he’d stop it immediately. Instead, he is doubling down. On a campaign stop in New Hampshire the other day, he excitedly talked about how he’d never back down to Disney.

Ron DeSantis is an ignoramus. Palmer Report has said what a dork he is for quite a long time. Still, I must admit I didn’t think he was THIS bad. Nobody could lose thousands of jobs for their state and be joyous about it. Right?

Wrong. And the American people know it. DeSantis has delusions of grandeur, but what he should have is panic. Because he’s a piece of Swiss cheese who’s just been wholly devoured by the mouse – Mickey Mouse, he’s an embarrassment to his state, and no way in hell will he ever be president.

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