What is this crap from Melania Trump?

| 9:20 pm EDT March 20, 2020
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Melania Trump generally puts about as much effort into pretending to be the “First Lady” as her husband puts into pretending to be the “President.” In a time of crisis, Donald Trump is holding press conferences so he can play the fool and make Americans want to vomit, while Melania is doing… well, whatever this is supposed to be:

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This is such a shockingly lifeless and emotionless reading of cue cards, we’re not entirely sure if this is actually Melania Trump, or perhaps the animatronic version of her from the House of Presidents. Either way, it’s even worse that House Oversight Committee Republicans are spending their time tweeting this embarrassing video, instead of actually trying to do their jobs.

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