Matt Gaetz goes bonkers as DOJ closes in on him

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Uh-oh. Someone is going off the deep-end into the waters of deep and total lunacy. Who is that someone? Let’s play Clue. It is Matt Gaetz, with his fear, in Steve Bannon’s “War Room.” Gaetz appeared on Bannon’s “War room: Pandemic.” That is a podcast. And per Rawstory, things did not go well for the flailing Gaetz.

Gaetz, to put it not so politely — lost his shit. He finally addressed the investigation into his naughty activities — and as befitting a moron, blamed the Government for all his issues.

Gaetz has apparently decided to use the old “The Government is out to get me” defense. I wouldn’t say that’s working out well for him. Gaetz said that the investigation was similar to Trump’s impeachment. I suppose there ARE similarities. Two idiots being judged for their disgusting actions sounds about right to me.

But Gaetz appeared to lose just about everything but the bird’s nest atop his head as he melted down, screaming about the unfairness of it all.

“Using a cut-out seems like exactly what they were trying to do to me,” he howled. “There is a pattern that is consistent through the Russia hoax, through the Ukraine matter, through my matter, through Jan. 6.”

“And that is that you have these grey operators that are adjacent to the intelligence community.”

“They go an activate other people to seed a lie.”

“Grey operators?” “Seed a lie?” It appears someone (could it be Matt?) is getting nervous. Tick-tock. Gaetz also declared the investigation might be part of a Government “operation” specifically targeting him. Paranoia is never an easy feeling.

Of course, just because one is paranoid doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get one. But IF anybody wants to “get” Gaetz, it’s because he might have broken the law — not because he holds any particular fascination to the United States Government, much as he might wish he did.

In the meantime, rumors are circulating that some of Matt’s supporters are distancing themselves from him, thinking he might be charged very shortly. Perhaps that is what has had the bouffant-haired brat so infuriated.

Matt Gaetz is creeping ever-closer to his destiny. His destiny doesn’t appear to like him very much, and its disdain is wearing on Mattie. But all his problems stem from his own poor decision-making, something which Gaetz cannot or will not admit.

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