Josh Hawley doth protest too much

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It’s only been a short time, but it seems like years since the Josh Hawley run for your life marathon was broadcast. And everybody got to see Chicken Little’s true character. However, CNN caught up with Chicken Little himself. And the scared little Missourian claims not to be sorry and says he would not change a thing about his actions the day of January 6.

If that’s true, Hawley is an even bigger idiot than we gave him credit for. Manu Raju of CNN caught up with the coward, and Hawley proceeded to unload. “It’s a privilege to be attacked by the January 6 committee,” Chicken little beamed. “And I want to thank — say thank you for all the help with my fundraising.”

Sigh. Hawley does not mean ANY of this, I’m sure. Why? Because Hawley is not quite as dumb as he pretends to be. He knows the fist raise makes him look like the insurrectionist he is.

And for an ambitious buck, like Hawley, who desperately wants to be President, he must know THAT is something that will never happen now that the world has seen his true colors. President Chicken little. I don’t think so.

So, he hides behind his sneering mask, which he likely thinks makes him look “manly.” What Hawley does not get is these comments make him look like an even bigger fool. What a slap in the face to the Capitol Police. What a little man he is.


Folks like Hawley wouldn’t know humility if it came over and introduced itself. None of what Hawley said is a surprise, but what these words DO show is that Josh Hawley is not only a chicken, but he’s also an UNREPENTANT chicken. And there is no way in the world he can run from that.

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