Jim Jordan goes into full stalker mode

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The GOP has had a VERY tough couple of months. Have you noticed, readers, the almost imperceptible change in many of the media? I see the “Democrats in Disarray” headline a bit less. Perhaps, even these pundits see the Republican shit-show and know there is no way to spin it. Do you know whose ALSO not having a good few months? Gym Jordan.

Gym is having a no good, VERY bad few months. He’s proven completely ineffective at his job and has become even more of a punchline than he already was. And now we can add “stalker” to the list of not-so-admirable qualities of a Gym.

Gym, since the indictment news was announced, has been in hot pursuit of DA Bragg. Over and over, Gym tries to get his attention. Over and over again, he fails. Gym’s been hung up on, rebuked, laughed at, and still, nothing stops him. And now Gym is taking his act on the road! Yes. The gym is coming to the big apple! I’m sure NYC can’t WAIT to receive him!

The reason Gym is doing this is to get Bragg’s attention. Where the stalked goes, the stalker always follows. So Gym, in the spirit of creeps everywhere, is taking some house members on a sort of field trip to NYC where Gym will highlight “an increase in violent crime” in the big apple.

This shit-show will open on Monday, April 17, at 9:00 AM. And that’s not all. Arizona Rep Andy Biggs has said the quiet part out loud — that the reason for all this is to get back at Bragg for prosecuting Trump.

OK now — so is this like two-year-olds playing “Na Na na na na?” This really is like a bunch of bratty school children. Just what does the GOP think this will accomplish? Let’s go over this bright and creative idea together.

New Yorkers hate Republicans (most of them). So this won’t be well-received. It won’t make Bragg respond to Gym. It won’t in fact, do anything except show even more what little CHILDREN we’re dealing with. Is THIS where our tax dollars are going? To Gym’s stalking of Alvin Bragg all over the country?

What will Gym do next? Starting sending Bragg flowers with a “please call me me” note? It seems every single idea Republicans come up with stinks. This one is no different.

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