Jack Smith just sent Donald Trump’s ketchup flying

Jack is nimble. Jack is quick. Jack is sharp as a tack and was actually AT THE MEETING with Trump’s attorneys. It was Trump’s lawyers who asked for a meeting to beg for their client not to be indicted.

And reportedly, Attorney General Merrick Garland was not present. Only Wolf-man Jack was. I’m sure this morsel of news did not make Donald Trump happy. In fact, reports are he had a meltdown following the meeting. These meltdowns are becoming a daily thing these days.

Look, an indictment is likely days away. Perhaps it will have already ha[happened by the time you read these words.

Who knows when it could happen? It could be anytime, anywhere, anyplace. In the morning Trump might get a call, while he is on his golden toilet.

Might it happen in the high noon? Whole Trump is throwing ketchup? Perhaps the call will come from his lawyers at night, while Trump is watching “Lawrence O’Donnell” (You know he watches.)

Or maybe late, late at night, an ominous call will come. Who knows? Perhaps Trump has already received the call.

And it’s all because if Jack Smith, be nimble. Meanwhile, on Twitter, people are having a field day.

“Orange man wears orange clothes.”
“can’t happen soon enough.”
Get him, Jack!!”
“For whom the bell tolls.”