Hide the ketchup…
It was Friday night, December 15. All across the country, people were getting ready to welcome in the quiet festivity of the weekend. Some were deep in sleep. Others were watching television or laughing with friends.
And as the musky darkness went on, somewhere over the hills and far away in the great state of Florida, a certain failed con artist was losing his mind. Never let it be said that Donald Trump doesn’t keep the drama coming: “Disinformation HOAX & SCAM.”
I rarely quote him, but this comment on truth social was too delicious to ignore. Trump was referring, of course, to the January 6 committee. This coming week we will find out what criminal referrals to the Department of Justice there will be.
And many are excitedly whispering that some of them will indeed be about Trump. And I suppose that WOULD make the man at the center of this drama a little — well — nuts.
Actually, A LOT of nuts. Trump appears to be losing his mind. On and on, Friday night, while others slept and laughed and dined, Trump screamed and screamed and screamed about the unfairness of it all.
“HOAX & “SCAM.” Oh, dear. SOMEONE is getting a little jumpy. “They are the ones who are the real THREAT TO DEMOCRACY.” Let it out, Donny. Let it all out. “Remember, the Democrat’s policies are destroying our country; they stink.” I hope the ketchup bottles are locked up. I really do. “THEY ARE GOING AFTER ME BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY GOING AFTER YOU”
PLEASE make sure the ketchup is under lock and key. So yes, suffice it to say Donald is once again having anger issues. Isn’t it great? Every day now seems to bring another outburst.