Here’s just how broke Donald Trump is
Donald Trump is a broken man. He is also a BROKE man, meaning his finances appear to be in the shitter. And of course, BEING Donald Trump means having to scour the earth for some Trump change to pay the woman he sexually assaulted, to come up with money for his fraud judgment — you know. The things most people have to worry about in their lives. (sarcasm)
So, it would stand to reason that Trump would need to cut back on a few things. After all, he is no longer a rich and working asshole. He’s a poor and lazy asshole. So, it would also appear that Trump has found a unique way to cut back on unnecessary spending and perhaps save some money.
That unique way us — cutting back on his rallies. Thank you, Karma. It’s being reported that Trump and some advisors have decided not to have Trump do as many rallies as he once did.
Other cuts are reportedly coming, including Trump “campaigning from his Florida home base and less hitting the road.” Trump has also been begging for money. He’s been meeting with donors with his hand out, hoping for some green.
But donors are justifiably concerned, fearing that any cash donations they do make will go toward his skyrocketing legal bills. And they are right to be concerned because that is probably exactly where such money will go.
So, to put it bluntly, the rat is broke and desperate for money; he is reportedly worried about how much money the Democrats are raising (lots) and now, as a desperate measure, has to stop hitting the road so much to do his pathetic, stupid rallies where hardly anyone shows up anyway.
I personally think this is a win for us! Who, aside from Maga, really wants to see these absurd rallies where Trump, the star of the show, does things like forget words, forget what town he’s in, forget whose President, forget what year it is, and go off into wild tangents about liquid corn and typing the lights off? I think the American people have far better ways to spend their time.
It will also be lovely not to have the media abruptly cut away to cover these agonizingly boring rallies, which some networks have started to do. But one cannot cover what doesn’t happen.
In a parallel universe, Trump may continue to walk across stages in tiny venues where he stiffs the owners by skipping out on his bills. In a parallel universe, perhaps millions of Magas show up at these venues to listen to Trump howl at them as they howl back at him. However, we’re talking about THIS universe.
In this universe, we have a slimy traitor who has no money to pay his escalating bills, and as a result, he can’t even accomplish campaigning in the way he would have liked to. This is NOT a good time to be Donald Trump.
