Everyone piles on as Donald Trump’s senility gets even worse

This weekend, I received a text from a friend. It read something like this:
“What — what is wrong with Trump? Saw him giving a speech. He thinks Obama is still President. Something’s wrong with him.”

Ah yes, many, MANY things are wrong with our orange Rumplethinskin, but the particular thing my friend was referring to appears to be — his mental state. Trump’s mental state: diagnosis from a couch doctor — worse and worsening.

Over the weekend, Trump’s gaffes, like out-of-control cars, sped furiously through his brain stem, spinning out of his mouth and coming to rest with tired sputters over his (tiny) audiences.

Never has Trump made as many mistakes in such a short time as this weekend. And people are noticing.

“It’s gotten worse.” That’s former Trump staffer Alyssa Farah Griffin, who says Trump’s brain issues are getting worse by the day. Speaking with CNN, Griffin said Trump appears to be in a “downward spiral.”

She also said there is no way Trump is as sharp as he was in 2016 or even 2020. “He’s consistently messing up — uh, mixing up names like Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley. I mean, this is, it’s gotten worse, it hasn’t gotten better, he’s not nearly as sharp as he was.”

Personally, I do not think Trump was ever sharp, but he could, on occasion, string two sentences together. Now, that momentous task has become harder for him. This weekend was really illuminating. And it really has gotten to the point where one is speculating what he will do next.

People are throwing out hypotheticals, though. Some of them look like this:

“What if Trump says the N-word on stage?”

“Might he endorse Joe Biden?”

“What if he relieves himself in stage in the middle of a rally?”

“Trump’s about to start declaring his love for Putin.”

“Maybe he’ll undress and brag he looks like a Chippendale’s dancer.”

Oh God, no, please. But the point is — he’s got people talking in loud whispers, speculating. Like literally out of “Peyton Place” gossip is sizzling and soaring high, and the townspeople are becoming restless. It does seem literal EVERYBODY knows Trump’s in Decline except for Donald Trump himself.