Donald Trump’s life is collapsing in a heap of delusion

In his latest ongoing bout of senility, Donald Trump took to the stage to address about 1000 fans (not a lot) in California and declared that if 2020 been a fair and free Presidential election, he would have won the state of California handily.

This — this madness, bubbling up from Trump, like a sour burp, is rather insane — even by Trump standards. Pause. Let’s all take a deep breath here. Earth, calling intelligence, please, PLEASE, I BEG of you, do something about the orange mist of idiocy whose brain is rapidly melting faster than ice cream.

I suppose it is far too late for intelligence to step in. Let us dissect these profound words of Donald Trump together. This pathetic speech of Donald Duck’s took place at the Anaheim convention Center ballroom in California.

If Trump really believes this – that he has even a smidgen of a chance in the Golden State, he is as out of control as Matt Gaetz’s hair. It would sort of be like if we declared we had Mississippi all wrapped up. In California polls, President Biden leads IQ4.5 by 57 to 26. I repeat Biden leads Trump by 57 to 26.

The state of California, besides having one of the largest economy in the world, is a giant, vivid boatload of azure blue, it is a rich pool of royal blue, California is democracy, California is where free-spirited Democrats go to laugh at orange, loony insurrections.

Trump is absolutely losing what’s left of his decrepit mind if he even thinks for a second he can get close to victory in the Golden State. So Trump’s fits of madness and senility seem to be coming now faster than the speed of light. Perhaps next week he will announce Boston and New York City are Trump country.