Donald Trump’s campaign is broke too

Donald Trump’s legal bills must be through the roof. I mean, the man has FOUR trials to look forward to. The first one has already started. Now, my friends – YOU know, and I know — that Trump has a deeply embedded horror of spending money (his OWN money — other peoples’ he has no problem with.)

But times are tough in grifter-world. After all, the traitor has repelled so many and broken so many laws. His options got cash have dwindled. So yes, of course, the man needs lawyers – lots of lawyers — lawyers to the right and lawyers to the left, lawyers everywhere, to help keep his ass orange jumpsuit free.

But what about CASH to PAY these hard-working attorneys? Well, here’s where it gets tricky. Trump’s approach to legal bills is to lie, manipulate, and get others to pay, not him.

But what happens when one of the “OTHERS” turns out to be stinking BROKE? Politico reports that Trump’s primary source of legal money, a PAC called Save America, is nearly penniless. Oh my God. $59.5 million! Yes, dear readers, that is what these lunatics have reportedly spent on Donald’s ever-rising legal costs.

A fool and his money did part in this case. And then there’s DEBT! $886,000. That is the reported debt this PAC owes. This PAC should consult with Fox non-news, which knows much about legal bills.

We know this amount because of a report filed with the FEC over the weekend. MILLIONS AND MILLIONS went to Trump’s lawyers, who might be having a deeply satisfied laugh about now.

So yes, this PAC is having a huge amount of trouble. Is it possible that they’ll go under completely? I would not be be surprised. After all, anyone and ANYTHING that gets near the stinkinator usually does not emerge battle-scar free. So it looks like Donald TRUMP MIGHT want to find other bankrolling entities and may want to do that soon.