Donald Trump’s base is out of gas

Donald Trump has called for his MAGA crew to protest outside of the courthouse. “RALLY BEHIND MAGA!” Trump wants his MAGA, and he wants them now. Unfortunately for Donald Trump, all he’s got from MAGA is the cold shoulder.

“MAYBE A few dozen.” At MOST, Trump’s piddling little group of followers has been in the couple dozen, if that. It seems even MAGA does not feel the need to go down to the courthouse on Trump’s command.

It’s also ridiculously bothering Donald Trump that he doesn’t have more supporters rallying for him. The tight security is also bothering him. Everything is bothering our traitor, which means that the trial is going really really well. As for his followers? I could tell him why they’re not showing up.

Most of the most particularly unhinged MAGA are in fact in prison. They’re in prison, and there they will stay for the immediate future. And the others? Maybe they just don’t care anymore. It seems as if Donald Trump had in his mind a fantasy of MILLIONS of Maga coming to see him, touch him, inhale him, and breathe him.

That’s a fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Instead — a couple of stragglers hung around. It certainly was NOT a protest. It was, however, a joke. So Trump, manic with rage, wrote the following on Untruth Social: “THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF.”

Cringe. Trump’s tender fee-fees seem to be hurt because a raging mob did not show up. That’s, of course, is exactly what we figured would happen, but isn’t it grand watching the senile creep lose his shit over the cold shoulder he’s getting?