Donald Trump just got the finger

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The bird was laughing at him. Sounds like the title of a horror film. Well — in a way, it was. It was Donald Trump’s horror film, and yes, there were birds. Let us start at the beginning. It was Friday night. Donald Trump was set to attend a UFC fight in New York.

And attend he did. Cameras show the traitor entering the arena, hair standing on end, surrounded by his fellow misogynists in slime, Kid Rock and Tucker Carlson. The band played on, the roars from the spectators echoed across the arena, there was glamour and gossip, and plenty of people noticed the arrival of Trump.

Perhaps the traitor was hoping to spend a relaxing night away from all the madness that has dogged him this year. Only it was not to be. Because out of the throngs of people, a hand arose. Well — actually, two middle gingers arose from Nia Renee Hill, wife of comic Bill Burr. (Not to be confused with Bill Barr.)

The two-finger salute was noticed by lots of people. Trump had just been given the bird. This bird quickly spread across Twitter, spreading its wings as Twitter users exploded into the kind of mirth that only Twitter can do:

“Trump went on a date with Kid Rock??”

This is HYSTERICAL.”

“trump’s been flipping the world the bird for a long time, so it’s about time.”

“The right is mad right now.”

“The bird nest on Trump’s head is too big for his face.”

“@billburr fist-bump your wife today after flipping Trump the bird.”

“Everyone should flip Trump the bird.”

“Can we have a national bird day where we all get to do that to Trump?”

“She is a PATRIOT!”

When will Donald Trump figure out New York hates him?

New York hates him every bit as much as Trump hates Democrats, the LGBTQ community, gold star families, General Milley, Merrick Garland, Mike Pence, Police, the FBI, the DOJ, Judges (except Judge Cannon), members of the military, MSNBC, CNN, ABC, Mitt Romney, women, black and brown people, books, and himself.

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