Donald Trump Jr. crashes and burns


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I very rarely write about Donald Trump Junior these days. That’s because he’s so sleazy that I do not even like to spell out the words that make up traitor daddy’s little son. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree in that regard.

And yet I must! I must write about Junior today, because Junior made a fool of himself in such a delicious way that I feel I must share it with you, the reader. Junior was trying to insult Ron DeSantis. The problem is Junior can’t string two sentences together and when he does, they often come out sounding incoherent.

So what did he say? He said Donald Trump has all the charisma of a mortician. Apparently, he meant to say Ron DeSantis, but you know Junior. He’s not very good at speaking. So yes, Junior announced on social media that his dad has all the charisma of a mortician, and I object to this because I think that’s doing morticians a grave disservice.

Of course, Twitter picked up on this and faster than you could say embalming fluid they were on it. My gosh, is he stupid. Don’t talk about morticians that way. He’s high again, isn’t he?

Way to talk yourself out of the Will, Junior. Stupid alert! We couldn’t have said it any better, Donnie As you can see, Twitter thinks very highly of Don Junior in the laughter department. After all, it’s not every day that a guy compares his father to morticians. That’s just Junior’s way I guess.

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