Donald Trump is BROKE
Insurrectionist. Creep. Sexual Assaulter. Thief. Con artist. Selfish bastard. BROKE!! Broke! This is a lovely fresh addition to our Trump adjectives. “Donald Trump is broke, haha haha,” writes SFGATE.COM. Donald Trump has no money! Or at least — he does not have the type of cash it would take to pay his judgments.
Donald Trump is BROKE. It was all an illusion, a house of smoke and mirrors. But we knew that. Now, everybody else will hear it as well. They will hear about poor, dumb, broke Donnie. Trump has been desperately seeking ANY WAY NOT to pay his tab- the million-dollar tab.
But alas! There is not a way for Trump to sidestep it. The bottom line is Trump will have to give up to pay up — and I bet the giving will include lots and lots of property.
For the first time in his bratty, snot-nosed, miserable life, Trump is being made to face the music. And the music is playing a song that says that Trump is BROKE. And will become more broke. Penniless would be nice, for sure.
Trump’s been trying to appeal and to get out of paying. But he can’t. It’s time to pay the piper and the piper stands, hands out, waiting for the fresh, rustling sound of money being transferred — from Trump to Lady Justice.
Trump offered on Wednesday a measly $100 million bond on a $450 million judgment. Before the ink was dry on the appeals papers, he was refused.
So what say you, Donald? It is time to put some property up for sale. Please remember to fumigate first. If it sounds to you, friends and readers like I am gloating a bit — you’d be correct. I am.
And so, too, should you. And boy, oh boy, is this something to gloat about! The failed Emperor’s got no clothes — or cash — or self-respect.
