Donald Trump has completely unhinged meltdown

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It really is getting to the point where Donald Trump should NOT be allowed anywhere without close supervision. When certain people start to fall apart mentally, they may engage in the mechanism of denial.

Denial is Donald Trump’s friend (one of his ONLY friends.) Trump has, for months now, been engaged in a total and complete mental meltdown. But Trump will not admit to that. He wants everyone to see him as an intelligent and witty man when, in reality, he’s a stupid and charmless man. And he did himself no favors at the town hall.

On Tuesday evening, Donald Trump appeared on Fox-non news. Laura Ingraham was with him as Trump became, once again, lost within the realms of his own brain — as he began the motherlode of all Meltdowns.

This one — this meltdown was so bizarre in nature — even by Donald Trump’s standards, that I believe even the Fox audience may have been a bit shaken up. The rant in question concerns — dishwashers. Now, I happen to like dishwashers. Having a dishwasher is much more convenient than washing every dish by hand. But Trump seemed particularly interested in energy-saving dishwashers.

Here are a few eloquent and profound words from our genius:

“They come out with faucets where no water comes out.”

Amazing!

“You know if you go and buy a home,”

Marvelous!

“Stand under a shower, and there’s no water coming!!”

Wow. What an observation!

“End up standing there five times longer…..
In Ohio, you have this great company that came to me…”

“One of the biggest and finest”
“But they were going out of business.”

“They said….”

“We ‘re not allowed to use water.”

Bravo! Better than Shakespeare! There’s a speech worthy of Cicero! These deep and philosophical revelations about water are simply brilliant, Donald! Brilliantly insane.

Naturally, many who heard these extremely strange, pathologically bizarre words were bewildered as they tried their best to make sense of it all.

“Trump:
“Faucet! Dishwasher, water! Bad!”

That comment made by Annabelle Higgins made much more sense than what Trump said.

What IS going on with Donald anyway? Have soapsuds invaded his brain? Did his dishwasher malfunction? What on earth caused THIS little meltdown? At this rate, we have no idea what he will start to go on about next.

Donald Trump’s thoughts really are like twisty roller coasters. They gather in momentum, making their way to the top of Trump’s brain and then presto! They charge downward, turning into words, at the highest speeds, becoming out of control, bringing cataclysmal misfortune to all who have the misfortune of hearing them.

The fact is, trump’s handlers really need to tell him that he is making a fool out of himself, that he looks absurd and that perhaps he might think about staying away from television interviews.

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