Donald Trump goes completely berserk about losing Trump Tower

Fundraising emails are simply a part of politics. Love them or hate them, it’s a given that when a politician is running for office, many fundraising emails will be sent out to inboxes near and far.

The subject matter will vary among these emails, but sometimes, it can get interesting, as is the case with this latest email: “KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF TRUMP TOWER!” So sorry, dear readers, for the obnoxious all Caps. But you see, that is the nasty fundraising email that was sent out on behalf of Donald John Trump, who seems to be shitting bricks at the prospect of losing all his property.

“Insane radical Democrat AG Letitia James wants to SEIZE my properties in New York.”

“THIS INCLUDES THE ICONIC TRUMP TOWER.”

Poor little puppy (sarcasm.) Donald Trump is in an extremely foul mood.

“Democrats think this will intimidate me.”

(These are the words of a sane and well man, don’t you agree?)

“They think that if they take my cash to stifle my campaign, that I’ll give up. Here’s one thing they don’t know:
WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!”

Oh, for crying out loud, shut up, you crazy old Traitor.

Yes, it appears Donald Trump is in much anguish at the thought of the lost property. At this point, we’d not be surprised if Trump started hawking empty, broken ketchup bottles to make a buck.

So here is my response to the man with the dwindling options:

Dear Traitor:

You are broke. You are in debt up to your evil eyeballs.

Those are just the facts. Everywhere you turn, there are hands following you, requiring payment. And yes, it looks like these hands will soon be full of cash—YOUR cash.

Say bye-bye to your property, Donald. After all, giving it all up is the least you can do.

After all the lies and schemes you’ve tried, Justice certainly is ready for a payout. Even YOU can understand that can’t you? (Well — perhaps not.)

So, basically, you need to accept the fact that you’re poor, in debt and have no way out of your financial obligations. So these properties you’re wailing about? They soon won’t belong to you. Gosh but Trump is furious. There appears no end to his rage. Isn’t it just glorious?