Donald Trump craps the bed as everything falls apart for him
As snow fell outside, and people all over this great country were cozily at home on Christmas Eve, a madman was sharing his own Christmas Eve message with the American people. Only something was wrong. Something was very wrong. The person sharing this message appeared to be insane. As in rubber room insane.
Donald Trump, eager to share his delightful message of goodwill with the American people, took to Truth Social. And yes, I will now quote him IN FULL. Never have I quoted an ENTIRE message from him. But you see, the writer of this article is worried. The writer of this article is deeply concerned that Donald Trump and insanity have finally merged and become one, never to be parted again.
So yes, the writer of this article will now quote. And if you’re wondering why I am using the third person when referring to myself, I am just following the example of the orange monster:
“Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, including the Radical Left Marxists that are trying to destroy our country, the federal bureau of investigations that is illegally coercing & paying Social and LameStream media to push for a mentally disabled Democrat over the:
BRILLIANT, CLAIRVOYANT, AND USA-LOVING DONALD J. TRUMP.”
Ok — enough. I do have limits. CLAIRVOYANT? What in holy hell is our madman talking about? A few things. Stop, Donald, just stop referring to yourself in the third person. It’s creepy, it’s insane, and it’s just simply wrong.
Now — moving onto “clairvoyant-Gate” what have we here? Is the former president saying he does indeed have special powers? Is this part of a new scheme? A fortune telling thing? 1-800-Dial a Donald?
Perhaps he will offer to tell your future for a few bucks. I see a new scam coming down the chimney. On Twitter, of course, the mood was joyous. Here are some of the funniest comments:
“Well, past time for an intervention.”
“The clairvoyant trading card.”
“Does he levitate cheeseburgers?”
“The Trump psychic network.”
“coo coo for cocoa puffs.”
“Well, gee, it’s not like he’s insane or anything.”
“He is about to say that the Democrats stole his clairvoyant title and that cheating went on.”
“I’m more surprised by the brilliant comment.”
“Pretty sure Trump is referring to a stripper named Claire Voyant.”
“Make it stop. ” (laughter emoji.)
“Always the portrait of humility.”
As you can see, Twitter had a great time with this. As for our traitor? I think he truly has reached rubber room status.
