Donald Trump allegedly keeps farting while dozing off during his trial

Donald Trump dozed off in the courtroom on the first two days of his trial, according to various reporters. Now it turns out the story may be even more surreal than that.

Medidas Touch is now reporting that according to its sources, Trump has actually been falling asleep and passing gas during the trial, causing discomfort for his attorneys seated next to him.

Trump is very lucky this trial isn’t being televised, or he’d look like a complete buffoon. Of course his Fulton County trial will be televised, so we’ll see if he can stay awake during that one.