Dark Brandon strikes again

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“I hope you are proud of yourself, Joe, because it’s all on YOU now!! These eloquent and brilliant words (sarcasm) came from a little creature known as a Maga. But it was hardly the only one.

“You’re on Truth Social now — what a JOKE!!” Yes, folks, it happened. I refer to the great, the historic Maga meltdown of 2023. It happened. It’s happening right now.

“Trump is owning you!!” No, he’s not, little Maga, no, he’s not.

The meltdown is happening, my friends, for a few reasons. One is that President Biden is going to Israel, AND the Israel people love him, AND other people from other countries, including ours, love him, AND Biden joined Truth Social, and it’s driving Maga crazy.

I kid you not when I say that SOME Maga are saying Trump won the day because the only reason for Biden to have joined Truth Social is because he finally figured out how great the site is.

This is not a joke. There are people that stupid who exist. But Maga is getting owned and getting owned and getting owned again — as effortlessly as the flow of waterfalls.

Maga melting shows no sign of going out to tide. On the contrary, Maga’s eyes are glazed with horror at the fact that DARK BRANDON GOT THE BETTER OF THEM.

That first quote I wrote about was from social media from an enraged Maga. But they’re everywhere. One cannot walk the corridors of social media without bumping into maladaptively abnormal, red-faced, enraged little Maga monsters.

They’re here, they’re there, they’re everywhere, losing what little they have left of their minds.

What did Maga think? That President Biden was going to turn the country over to Trump? They’re so stupid that actually might be EXACTLY what they thought. “Waiting for Trump to ban Biden.” This was a comment by more than one Maga monster, more than two, more than three, you get the picture.

Maga is desperate, to, with all their brain power, which isn’t much, try to own the libs. That is what they LIVE for. It’s their addiction, their true calling — owning their lives, letting them go to sleep with smiles on their sneering faces.

Only, it’s not happening. Dark Brandon is owning THEM. He’s all over Truth Social, smiling, poking the bear that is Turmp and Maga, and driving them all batty.

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