President Biden dunks on Marjorie Taylor Greene

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Plants grow in the oddest places. Take this one: This particular plant is not safe to touch. It contains chemicals that can be poisonous even at low levels. If you HAVE been infected, symptoms include sweating, mental problems, and hallucinations. Yes, Marjorie Taylor Greene is an extremely toxic plant indeed.

Just kidding. The plant I referenced above is the Belladonna plant, which IS poisonous. Greene is also poisonous. She’s the Belladonna of the Republican House caucus. Marjorie Taylor Greene is also stupid – very very stupid. Ruinously so.

As you know, Greene humiliated herself (she seems to have a penchant for doing that) at the State of The Union. This was not a surprise. We knew SOMEONE would act out. Greene was the likeliest candidate.

But good news! Democratic Rep. Gwen Moore was right next to her, and she was happy to tell MSNBC all about Greene, who spent the whole time “muttering” to herself. Muttering. She and Trump do seem to have a lot in common.

Are we certain Trump and Greene are not the same person? It’s a Clark Kent/Superman thing. Have these two EVER been seen in the same room together? Anyway, Gwen said Greene was in a state of outrage. This outrage grew when COVID-19 was mentioned.

“She was muttering about how we shuttered businesses,” Gwen explained. Gwen also said Greene did not appear to know about the march to Selma and John Lewis. She also explained that she took the seat next to Greene in the first place because it was crowded, and she wanted to avoid standing through the speech.

She was informed the seat was available because nobody wanted to sit next to Greene. It’s like a real-life game of “Cooties,” I suppose. The following day, even President Biden got in on the fun, mocking Greene.

He said: “I got my usual warm reception from Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene.” Does the human Belladonna plant know her leaves have begun to dry up? Somehow, I doubt it.

Greene’s outburst has made her even more of a joke (if that is possible). Everyone was embarrassed by her, and the whole of America got to see her make an absolute fool of herself. Thank you for helping the Democratic party, Greene.

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