DOWN GOES STEVE BANNON

Guilty! Steve Bannon has been found GUILTY of both counts against him. Guilty! The jury deliberated for less than four hours. And, of course, they came up with the correct verdict. Bannon is now guilty as charged. And he has no get-out-of-jail-free card.

Was there really ever a doubt things would end this way for the traitor? The man didn’t even put on a defense. He knows he’s guilty. Thank you, Justice Department, for laying out a perfect case. Imagine the anger that must be seething, like raw sewage through the traitor’s bones.

There isn’t anything he can do, though. Guilty and Guilty. Nobody bought his bullshit. And now it’s the clinker for Bannon. I am curious as to how he will like it there. There can be no doubt it really is the perfect spot for him.

So, let us wish Bannon a happy and content vacation. Mr. Bannon, It is our hope you enjoy your new surroundings. There will be many people there to be your companions.

You will have a very small room. But there will likely be a toilet. And fashion will shine as you proudly wear the bright orange color of prisoners everywhere. Orange is the new Bannon.

It might be a bit uncomfortable falling asleep. You can handle it. No podcasts are allowed, but you can always scream your rage to the correctional officers, although that might get your ass thrown in solitary. And from all of us, Stevie — Bon Voyage!