No wonder Donald Trump Jr is falling to pieces
– Donald Trump Jr found out yesterday that he and his family are going to prison. Not hard to figure out why he spent his entire speech crying.
– Bartender: “is pepsi okay?” Donald Trump Jr: “no, I said I want more coke.”
– Two hurricanes. Wildfires. Severe Thunderstorm Watch. The plague. Someone really doesn’t approve of Donald Trump’s Republican National Convention.
– Jerry Falwell Jr, who resigned yesterday and then unresigned last night, has now resigned again today. This guy resigns more often than Kim Jong Un dies.
– Melania Trump presumably had to lay cement in the Rose Garden to hide where the bodies are buried.
– These Trump goons don’t even know Puerto Rico is part of the United States, but they want us to believe they’re the experts on America.
