Donald, it’s over. Just surrender already.

Hey Donald Trump, we’ve got to talk. I’ve spent the past year and a half trying to take you down for your scandals, but now I’m going to tell you something for your own good: it’s over. It’s not over in the sense that a trap door is going to open up under the White House come sunrise. I couldn’t tell you how much or little time you have left. But as of today, it’s over in the sense that you now have a finite amount of time before you’re forcibly ousted for your criminal scandals, and the longer you stretch it out, the worse it’ll be for you.

Today was when we saw your 0.000001% chance of surviving this officially fade away. In the days since the FBI launched a raid against your attorney Michael Cohen, one damning detail has surfaced after another. The Feds have Cohen on tape in the Stormy Daniels scandal. They have him helping a Republican National Committee deputy get his mistress an abortion. Now suddenly Robert Mueller has evidence that Cohen was indeed in Prague in 2016, just like the Trump-Russia dossier asserted. In case you’ve forgotten, that’s the dossier that asserted the Pee Pee Tape is real.

You can see where this is going, right? Investigators have now advanced to the point that they’re on the verge of proving the legitimacy of the Pee Pee Tape story. That is, of course, if they didn’t seize a copy of the tape when they raided Cohen’s office. Do you really think that guy isn’t going to cut a plea deal against you? He could end up facing as many years in prison as Paul Manafort, and the difference here is that Cohen can’t afford to pay for the kind of high priced attorneys that just might get him off on a technicality. You can’t afford to pay for Cohen’s attorneys either, because we all know you’re broke.

So really, Donald Trump, it’s all going to come out anyway. If you resign and surrender yourself to the authorities now, you might get a bit of leniency on account of having done the nation a favor by resigning – and you might be able to keep some of these embarrassingly scandalous details from surfacing publicly in the process. The longer you remain in office, the more we’re all going to have to keep exposing your scandals the hard way. This is going to end so humiliatingly for you, Donald. Resign now, while it still means something. Support Palmer Report.

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