The one powerful word that’ll destroy Trump
Our country has been taken over not by Donald Trump but by a new word that is sweeping these vast lands at lightning speed. It is on every street corner. It glitters at the top of every wave cresting to shore. It hides behind rocks, waiting to leap out and scare the shit out of the American people. It hovers in restaurants, coffee shops, and grocery stores.
That word is: TARIFFS. How do YOU spell Tariffs? The correct answer is T-R-U-M-P. It’s all the country is talking about. It may as well be blaring from neon-lit signs. All over, on street corners, people whisper, “Tariffs.”
On Sunday, Trump Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent admitted that Walmart shoppers will perhaps pay more.
TARIFFS.
Trump is reported to be furious that people are rejecting his plans to crash the American economy.
TARIFFS.
Trump’s former VP Mike Pence is coming out against him, saying he privately warned the felon about this.
TARIFFS.
Trump is angry and lashing out at Walmart because of: tariffs.
Yes, feel the word invade your senses. Experience the word, enter your streams of consciousness. It will be a historic word, forever linked by History’s scribes who even now are writing furiously:
TARIFFS — Trump’s tariffs.
History has not been kind to Presidents who made major screw ups History likes competence in its leaders. What history does not like is — is —
TARIFFS.
Republicans are turning against him. On Sunday, Senator Rand Paul called them “an economic fallacy.” Oh, sorry. By them I mean:
TARIFFS.
Tariffs do not do anyone any good, and leaders who attempt tariffs usually find themselves on the wrong side of history.
A good example is the Smoot-Hawley Act of 1030. President Hoover was leading the country then, and this policy raised tariffs on thousands of goods, causing retaliation from trading partners and making our economic outlook already in the shifter far, far worse.
TARIFFS.
Now, bear in mind that come the midterms, we will need to grade the felon, give him a report card, and explain to the American people how he’s done. So expect this little word, this pesky one-word swan song, to be around for a while. TARIFFS: Because they spell d-o-o-m for Donald Trump and his Republican, American stabbing friends.
