Trump’s impeachment brief is a work of fiction

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Many Americans are, understandably, disturbed by the legal brief filed by Trumpโ€™s Defense (โ€œDโ€) Team; itโ€™s rife with errors, fallacious arguments, and assertions that strain credulity.

But this view fails to recognize the brief for what it is, a work of fiction. Accordingly, instead of having legal experts pore over every flaw, publications should have their book reviewers assess it:

โ€œThe Trump Brief is a highly creative work of fiction. It makes you laugh; it makes you cry. It reveals the dark underbelly of humanity, yet deftly employs comic touches on every page. A great read!โ€

โ€œLike fabulous fantasy fiction before it — The Lord of the Rings comes to mind โ€“ The Trump Brief creates an entire world of alternate reality, but with a twist. Their world physically looks like ours, but the fundamental values and perceptions are totally different. A masterpiece of subtly poking fun at societal conventions and norms!โ€

โ€œLike Gulliverโ€™s Travels and Tristam Shandy, the Trump Brief is a sprawling masterpiece โ€“ a work of genius that makes you ask hard questions about where we really are as a society. This is satire at its finest!โ€

โ€œThe Trump Brief is todayโ€™s equivalent of Cervantesโ€™ magnum opus, Don Quixote! Itโ€™s a magnificent work of fiction that draws you right into his off-kilter world. The modern tale recounts the main characterโ€™s inglorious quest for votes and voter fraud. Like Cervantesโ€™ lead, heโ€™s guided by fervent hope and cannot be dissuaded from his mission. As with that earlier Don Q, you have to ask yourself, is the protagonist mad โ€“ or does he just see things differently? This thoroughly entertaining romp of a modern day โ€œQ Manโ€ (whoโ€™s been known to tilt at windmills himself), raises these questions, but never really answers them, leaving it for the reader to decide.โ€

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