Village idiots on the loose

As you know, my friends, Fox News rarely, if ever, criticizes Republicans. And why should they?! They are, after all, the propaganda arm of the Republican Party and Donald Trump. However, even Fox host Martha MacCallum couldnโt contain her chuckles and her mirth at what happened the other day.
It took place in the state of Iowa. Republicans were getting their happy on. Usually, I wouldnโt write about this because who cares about the happiness of Republicans but in reality, the story is absolutely hilarious and it shows what idiots Republicans are, so why not put pen to paper on this?
Republicans decided to show the joy of Donald Trump winning by dancing and what a dance was! It was the dance of village idiots. Several times it appeared that Republicans were doing jumping jacks, rather than dancing.
Everybody was out of sync with the music, and I think itโs pretty evident that after THIS little foolish display, Dancing with the stars will not be calling them to make a TV appearance anytime soon. But it was the music that makes this story over the top: YMCA by the village people.
Do you know something, my friends? For a party that talks about how masculinity is everything? I donโt believe Iโve ever seen anything less masculine than a bunch of stupidly grinning Village idiots clapping their hands, stamping their feet, and awkwardly twirling to YMCA. It was not masculine. It was however hysterical. and even Fox’s Martha MacCallum knew it, which is why she cracked up live on television. Wouldn’t you?