Trumpflation is spiraling out of control
The lady’s eyes danced mischievously with laughter and mirth as chuckles cascaded down like a waterfall at the latest terminology, making the rounds. That lady is me – and about 2 million other people – or three million – or 10 million – or 20 million….
We are ALL laughing; we are all joining together in deep belly guffaws at what the Internet is calling Donald Trump. Trumpflation! A new phrase has been invented, popping up all over the Internet, on message boards, on social media and out of the mouths of Dems.
That’s because nobody believes Donald Trump’s idiomatic whine that Joe Biden is responsible. Donald Trump’s tariffs, and the fact that Donald Trump sits like a bump on a log while president Musk raids the cookie jar is what is to blame. This has nothing to do with Biden. It happened on Trump’s watch, and it is now Trump who must deal with it all.
That’s not preventing house creeper Mike Johnson from earnestly trying to blame Biden. In fact, some Republicans have invented a new winning genius idea that perhaps the price of goods and services will go down after six months to a year. You know the phrase if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck, and Republicans are ducking all right. They’re ducking their responsibilities.
I won on grocery prices, Trump said shortly after he did win. Since then, Trump has given grocery prices all the attention he deems necessary, which is nada.
Trump’s number one priorities since entering the president’s office and dirtying up the White House floor:
Giving Elon Musk everything he wants, praising Elon Musk, not praising JD Vance, fighting with other countries, every possible other country that one could think of, and in general, acting like an asshole.
Oh, and of course, plunging the United States into despair as he implements these ridiculous tariffs. Grocery prices are a distant non-memory for the orange hamster as he goes about his days blaming Biden for everything.
Lots of people are wondering when he will start blaming Bill Clinton and Barack Obama. After all, that’s Trump who always blames anybody but himself, but now Trumpflation has entered the picture, and things will never be the same again. Am I being a bit dramatic? Yes! But everything in this article happens to be the truth.
