This is just pathetic

– According to Donald Trump’s Twitter account, his new slogan is “He’s what’s for America.” It sounds like it was written by four competing focus groups who each picked a word of it, then got drunk and fell down. Also, why does Trump need a new slogan? This is just embarrassing. It’s yet another reason why he’s becoming more irrelevant by the day.

– Rudy Giuliani will be remembered as the guy who got caught with his hands down his pants in a Borat movie, then gave coronavirus to a bunch of people by farting on them during a fraudulent hearing, and then later went to prison for treason.

– Tweet of the day, from Julia Louis-Dreyfus:

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